the message was there.
that the litter was in the mail.
weighing in at 40 lbs.
no shipping cost.
tracked and noted to be, "out for delivery."
It was, as of this writing, two days late.
would I be asking for a refund
on the package? Would I be filing a disputed claim?
consider that it had recently snowed.
more than snowed actually, a blizzard, final total 3 feet in most counties.
also consider there was a cat in need of a place to shit.
also consider that there was a cat in need of a place to shit.
I guess you could say ink and paper make the writer, and I guess that's why I choose not to use them.
Showing posts with label mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mail. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Mail Absurdity
1
If found pl-
ease re-
turn to sender,
shipping
not guaranteed;
see, we've got all
these stamps
piling up
and
nowhere to
send them,
nothing to send
them on,
so you'll have to pay,
don't worry
whatever you send
won't ever get there
can't be traced
because we'll say
it doesn't exist,
we'll shake our heads,
2
There's a small opening
in space painted silver
fed on time
3
this poem is haunted
4
Remember we
never gave you
the right address
5
Send along your soul
anyways
If found pl-
ease re-
turn to sender,
shipping
not guaranteed;
see, we've got all
these stamps
piling up
and
nowhere to
send them,
nothing to send
them on,
so you'll have to pay,
don't worry
whatever you send
won't ever get there
can't be traced
because we'll say
it doesn't exist,
we'll shake our heads,
2
There's a small opening
in space painted silver
fed on time
3
this poem is haunted
4
Remember we
never gave you
the right address
5
Send along your soul
anyways
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